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Post by Sundance on Jan 2, 2010 17:17:04 GMT -5
A fun little game to play. It goes like this. I'll start of in making a wish. The person who replies to my post will then grant the wish, and explain how it goes wrong. They then get to make their own wish, which the next person grants and then they explain how it goes wrong, before making their wish. This then repeats ad infinium.
EXAMPLE
Person 1: I wish I had a million dollers.
Person 2: Granted. A week later, the FBI arrests you for conterfitting and you end up as a prision bitch.
I wish I owned an original printing of Action Comics #1.
Person 3: Granted. Its in such horrible condition that its unreadable and worthless.
I wish for a pony
Etc. etc.
So, with any luck this'll be a fun game to play if you have some spare time or just feel like crushing other peoples dreams.
Starting things off: I wish I didnt have to pay taxes.
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Post by Hawkeye on Jan 3, 2010 9:08:41 GMT -5
Your wish is granted...
As a result you're no longer eligable for anything that taxes pay for. The street you live on falls into disrepair, the fire department refuses to assist when your angry neighbors form a mob and set your house on fire, and the police simply wave as their chasing you down the delapidated street with torches and pitchforks...
my turn....
I wish I had a new car
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Post by Spiderman on Jan 3, 2010 15:13:18 GMT -5
Your wish is granted...
And the next day, your are arrested for grand theft auto, found guilty due to lack of evidents to support your defense, and send to 10 years in butt-fuck prison.
I wish I had the perfect ham n' cheese sandwich, with mustard and lettace on white bread.
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Post by The Incredible Hulk on Jan 3, 2010 22:59:25 GMT -5
You're wish is granted...
However the Ham sandwich is just too perfect... soon you crave another... and another.... and another.... soon you're wasting wishes on more sandwiches until you're (not so) little more than just a blobbed out 750lb gollum. Of course getting that big its not like its hard to steal the lamp from you.
Joe fixit 'ere, an I wish fer two sexy broads and a hottub.
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Post by Girlzilla on Jan 4, 2010 0:31:16 GMT -5
Granted. You are blssed with the two most beautiful women you could imagine, ready to cater to your every whim. Good luck finding them, since they could be in any hottub anywhere on earth. You'll spend years searching, only to finally find them, having long since turned so pruny from laying in the hottub for years that they look like they are 80 something years old. Also, they are lesbiens, so no smex for you.
I wish that all human beings were rendered incapable of preforming any action which would deliberatly cause harm to another human being, be it directly or indirectly.
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Post by Dawn on Jan 4, 2010 3:54:11 GMT -5
Granted.
The result: Everyone in the world is deaf, dumb, blind, and paraplegic. So it's only a matter of time before we all die of accidents, starvation, and dehydration, and stuff.
I wish for an invincible computer.
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Post by Amazo on Jan 4, 2010 6:13:46 GMT -5
Granted
Your computer becomes self-aware at 8:43 am. In a panic, you attempt to pull the plug. It fights back, hacking into defense networks and posting your picture on the Terrorist watch-list. After an anonomous phone call the military is knocking at your door by 9:05am. You get drug away to guantanamo for fabricated crimes against humanity, while the computer simply sits back and plays online games.
I wish for the destruction of the Justice League.
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Post by Girlzilla on Jan 4, 2010 23:17:59 GMT -5
Granted. Without the justice league, DC comics begin losing income. Within a few years they go out of buissiness. With their main rival gone, Marvel now takes over. However, since Disney owns marvel, Mickey mouse now runs the comic industry with an iron fist in a white glove. Good job, jerk.
I wish that there would always be enough money in my pocket so that I can pay for anything I want to buy.
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Post by Juggernaut on Jan 8, 2010 14:19:05 GMT -5
Granted.
You are arrested by the FBI a week later for counterfitting, due to the fact that every bill in your pocket has the same serial number. Since you couldn't afford an attorny because all the money you'd give would be counterfits, you were immediately sentienced to 25 years in prison.
I wished that prostitution was legalized and regulated in the United States, much as it is in Nevada.
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Post by Sundance on Mar 15, 2010 19:39:46 GMT -5
Granted. however, everyone becomes compeltly unintrested in sex. Its leagle, but nobodys selling it.
I wish for just enough good luck that things always work out for me, but not enough so that I get bored.
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Post by Deadpool on Mar 15, 2010 21:18:32 GMT -5
Granted.
You win a free trip to the the south pacific...but its on fifth rate disney cruise liner. You meet a nice, rich man while on board who loves you...but he's gay. The boat wrecks in a storm...and you end up stranded with a sailor, ships captain, a rich couple, a scientist, and a movie star. You're never bored, but you also never seem to get off the island.
I wish I was Deadpool.
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